приветствие, welcome. Hi, HELLOOOO. Soooo well not much is going on here it seems... stick around? That would be great. I might surprise you with lets think: Diaries? Jokes? No. Maybe not. Stories of sorts I guess, straight from the depths of that ball of fuss I like to assume is my brain. Here is where you can talk to me in person https://twitter.com/MarmiteSausages Have fun.
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
Not Now Mate
Not now mate,
It's just too fucking late,
You've missed the mark,
You played the part,
Of the stupid not now mate,
Not now mate,
It's over its past the date,
You spoilt the joke,
You gave it a stroke,
and now its just not all that great.
Not now mate,
But you really need to wait,
I don't mean to be mean,
But you are just so obscene,
so please control your birth rate.
Not now mate,
That gossip isn't quite up to date,
And you made lissa cry,
Because you brought up that guy,
And the feelings you tried to create.
Not now mate,
Stop trying to be the cool fake,
You drive me insane,
Want to get hit by a train....?
Oh shit good bye,
I shouldn't have asked you to die,
You're actually quite nice,
Despite my previous ice,
I wish you could come back alive.
Appreciate your fellow humans, no matter how annoying they can be.
PRx
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