THE CURSE OF THE MODERATORS

Ready for a story? Okay Deep in the darkness of the internet, beings exist, beings that were once humans. They float around in the bleep bleep bloops of the binary between sites, some have kept their sanity... others have not. The story goes that they were all once moderators of a site, a cursed site. This site had many names, the devils depth, slytherins soul, alternative alliteration and the most terrifying and perhaps true of them all - Serpensortia. One day on this site, strange happenings happened. It started slowly, affecting only the admin at first. She started loosing sleep. At first noone noticed, but then she started getting stressed, more and more stressed. Then all of a sudden... her personal life took a deep delve into the dark and soon all she had to keep her happy was this site. Then in a spilt... month. She stopped sleeping all together. Relying only on caffeine and energy drinks to stay alive. One day, she didn't come down stairs to breakfast. When her friends searched her house they found nothing but a small pile of powder sitting in her computer chair. It seems she had disappeared. Never to be found again. The thing is, she continued to log onto the site and never logged off. She was in chat 24/7, moderating. Soon her consciousness spread to other sites moderating. This story was being repeated in many countries over the world, people leaving without notice never to be seen again, with only a small dusting of powder left on their chair. What did they have in common? They were all moderators of this deadly site. Occasionally, years after this event, a site will go into melt down, the admin will turn furious and corrupt everything about it, breaking the members computers with various virus's. They say that that admin is the personality of this first cursed person, driven insane by her many years doing nothing but floating in the digits of the internet, adminning and moderating sites. Only to be known as.... THE INVINCIBLE MODERATORS So if you want to please this spirit, beware feed her caffeine. And if you feel yourself coming down with this curse? There is nothing you can do but give up your post, like the one survivor of this curse known as ORION THE MIGHTY. The only survivor of sepensortia. Rumors suggest this site still runs... as if its admins and moderators are still alive real people, corrupting the members which join its ranks. If you ever stumble across it... RUN FOR YOUR SANITY PRx